(If you are against in abortion, reblog it..)
Hi, Mommy. I’m your baby. You don’t know me yet, I’m only a few weeks old. You’re going to find out about me soon, though, I promise. Let me tell you some things about me. My name is John, and I’ve got beautiful brown eyes and black…
Holdap..
Holdaper: Holdap to!
Vice: And so? Walang nagtatanong.
Holdaper: Holdap nga to!
Vice: Kelangan ipagsigawan?! PROUD?!
Holdaper: Holdap sabi eh! Holdap nga! Holdap!
Vice: Paulit-ulit? Unli combo? nakakabobo?!
Holdaper: Pag di ka tumigil papatayin kita!!
Vice: Weh? Holdap naging patayan? Ano to? 2-in-1?
Holdaper: Leche. Makaalis na nga!
Boy & Girl (Nag-aaway):
Girl: Papel ka ba?
Boy: Bakit?
Girl: Kasi SHEET KA!
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Boy: (bumawi) Ahh talaga? Eh ikaw? Boracay ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi BEACH KA!
